4th wall detective

Hotel room 132. 11:43 pm. Somewhere in Florida. A corpse on the ground. Dried out blood all over. A broken mirror on the floor. Scratches on the wall. Seems like a fight happened. One opened wine bottle. Two glasses. Maybe they knew each other. But why would they meet up here? This room is disgusting. I've been to dozens of places before, but this is next level. Someone should clean this up, but I don't think anyone will ever come here. At this point you may be asking yourself: "You are here. Clean it yourself. Call the police or something. And who are you even?" All valid points, but the thing is, I'm not really here. I'm just the narrator. Tho I think you're right. I should get help. But how?